I introduced Walt and Stan years ago. What makes shopping at Walmart so very special? It's the people. http://peopleofwalmart.com/ # Steven Seagal now has his own reality cop show. Please God, wake me from this reoccurring nightmare. http://ow.ly/lklN # BRANDFAIL ALERT: Paris Hilton's Wine in a can is not cutting it. Who'd have...

The kid is not my son Wish I could get my hands on that hack Warhol's nude picture of Jackie O. You know, to match my naked Laura Bush photo. http://ow.ly/kK3P # ADFAIL ALERT: Check out this tasteful ad for Delta Faucets. I Wonder if the pages stuck together. http://ow.ly/kCC7 # I had...

New client M Financial gave us the reins to lead the investment giant to greener brand pastures. We've just designed a series of ads and their annual report with much fanfare. We focused our creative might and forged the concept of a "collection" that is the M Financial group. Pretty...

You think it's easy working at an ad agency? Aside from the stress, deadlines, creative angst, illicit drug use and prostitutes, we at Magneto have an added burden to bear in our physical regimen–hundreds and hundreds of steps every week. You see, our dwelling on Oak Street, The Dielschneider Building,...