You are learning, my young padawan O Yay, parades! The only time I feel like I can move faster than something else. # #NewYearsResolution ...singlehandedly bring back Zima # #NewYearsResolution ...convince Hollywood to stop using Gill Sans for comedic movie titles. # #NewYearsResolution ...Smile less # #NewYearsResolution ...pursue sponsorship from the little blue pill. # I...